How do you get rid of annoying Teenagers?

Every week a group of 8th grade students skateboard outside my house and purposely piss off my dogs to get them barking which really annoys me, how do i get rid off them with out becoming neighborhood enemies, cause i don't want them to come back for revenge.How do you get rid of annoying Teenagers?
run 'em over, i don't know.How do you get rid of annoying Teenagers?
Kill them and bury their bodies?





No wait, that wont work, i tried it, they just came back as zombies and started going on about brains or some such foolishness.





Well b4 u bring the police into it and report them as a public nuisance, go to their parents and tell them about it and ask if they can find another spot to hangout/lime and explain why you dont like the ruckus.





The only other alternative i can think of is telling them directly. Tell them they're making a tonne of noise its annoying you and giving you a headache and taking a toll on ur health mentally/physically.





Also, do u really need the dogs? At least keep them at the back of the house where the kids wont see them.
Cops, Parents, Fun stuff (I.e. Run out with a scary mask and if you get yelled at for it just say it's Halloween lol) Make the sidewalk more slippery (water would be best due to legal issues) Talk to them personally and kindly. Show them you can skate better than them.... etc :)
If you don't want them to bring revenge you must dispose of them.





I suggest torching them while prodding their backs with hot metal rods into a jet fueled flame ringed pit which you will bury along with their skateboards.
If they are trespassing on your property, you can call the police on them. If they are only skating by your house, there's nothing, really, that you can do.
are they even in your neighborhood? and you could always tell them they can leave and never come back or you can call the cops... instead of just calling the cops.
call the cops.


tell the cops to tell the kids you dont know who called them.


they stay away.


they dont know you did it.
Dude us skaters have no where to go! And plus don't say ';then go to a skate park'; many are closing and the ones that are remaining suck.
you're afraid of a bunch of 8th grade skaters?


wow.





call the cops if they bug you that much..
come out your house in your underwear with a shotgun and angrily scream ';GET OFF MY LAWN YOU ROTTEN KIDS';
Tie them up like a turkey and stick an apple in their mouths!
call the cops on them?